I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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