i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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