You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Randomize