dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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