Buhtt sex?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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