You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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