May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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