I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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