Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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