the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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