she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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