i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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