My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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