do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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