butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize