He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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