garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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