Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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