Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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