sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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