it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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