Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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