After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We left an ass print on the piano.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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