i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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