Buhtt sex?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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