It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
