I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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