I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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