Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Help me help you realize you are a moron
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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