We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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