Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
