Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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