I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Small penises have feelings too.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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