I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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