OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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