I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
