Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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