After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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