Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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