lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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