He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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