Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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