Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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