Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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