i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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