It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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