Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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