I love black thongs
Duck Duck Cougar?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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