I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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