Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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