wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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