I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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