but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
